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Says it all, I think. And yes, I know I spelled sentence wrong. Obviously the prospect of having found a troll to bait got me too excited.

Rusty stumbled upon him on the Rotten Tomatoes forum. He’s a relative newcomer there. I’ll give you a few highlights, but it’s really *really* worth the mind-bogglingness of it all to check out this full thread which should have been a discussion on the Barbarella remake:

Rotten Tomatoes: Gordon Franklin Terry Sr mixes Barbarella with dragons, porn, the bible and politics…

“maybe “they” can do a live-action version of the blond-chick riding the dragon on the Heavy Metal (1981) movie poster–THAT would be awesome!!!!

maybe “they” can sculpt the ENTIRE MOVIE
into look like the Anne and Todd McCaffrey DRAGON RIDERS OF PERN bookcovers.”

Because Barbarella had dragons, right? Right??

“Some people look pretty-okay on the outside but they are really ugly on the inside and only seem to say unpleasant things most of the time.

“I’d buy that for a dollar”
ROBOCOP”

Wait… what?

“There’s a movie: THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY . . .
only today (for our sophiscated, minds’ eyes) THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY would include ideas about Oscar Wilde’s actual writing of the novel in addition to the essential (core) plot of the novel because the THEME of THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY appears in many movies (American Psycho, Psycho, Hellraiser [even])–looking fine outside, yet pretty ugly inside: i mean.”

Hold on… where did Barbarella go?

“A LOT OF beautiful chicks of all skin-tones riding AMAZING DRAGONS all over the world in SUPER 3-D
CAN “make” BARBARELLA an “I-gotta-see-this” movie”

Ok, I’m sensing a bit of a fetish here…

“CLASSICAL MUSIC (JS BACH, WA Mozart, Debussey, Joaquin Rodrigo [my favorites), Trips to the Los Angeles Art Museum, and back issues of HEAVY METAL, EPIC, DRAGON, and even NATIONAL LAMPOON magazines will GIVE US (the STARVING audience) a “good BARBARELLA Film” and maybe a “filone” of fantasy-sub-genre to last us (2 years).”

Bach and Barbarella? Now I’m lost…

“There’s no way I could watch a slavish remake of the 1968 film without a bunch of Dragons and Heavy Metal chicks with bib boobs running around.”

Yeah I’m getting that…

“can barbarella be black and still be barberalla? So the question: if Barbarella were played by Angela Bassett, would she still be Barberalla?

How can you have a talking sponge? SPONGE-BOB is a talking sponge”

Hold on – are we still on Barbarella  here or are we on some other movie with dragons and Spongebob and big-boobed black women?

“Dragons CAN be in Barberalla
YES!
Sponges CAN talk
YES!
The President CAN be black
YES!”

So Obama’s in this movie too? Cool…

“A besutiful black woman to play BARBARELLA:

BEYONCE!!!

according to sources:

White woman are just too plain; too figureless nowadays to play Barbarella”

Aaaargh my head…

“Barbarella: action = Dragons, Palaces, spaceships, distant horizons . . . and beautiful Beyonce.

rethinking Barbarella and Barbarella’s impact on “pop-Culture”

Beyonce is lovely,
Beyonce can sing and dance lux
Beyonce is romantic,
and Beyonce handles herself professionally to such a degree that Barbararella will not cause her to lose any dignity or respect.

Jane Fonda’s Barbarella made women look and sound retarded. “

Beyonce fetish too, huh?

Anyway, skipping about seven comments where Gordon waxes lyrical on the merits of Beyonce in Barbarella and a user commenting their opinion that Gordon is in fact a little bit dim, and we come to this:

“jodiodie lacks dignity by insulting Gordon.

Jodiodie may not be a very nice person en total.

What manner of person would directly insult another person: not a very good person at all.”

Yes, he is referring to himself in third person. o.O Just in case you didn’t catch it the first time:

“concerning Jodiodie (we know the type of person by the “fruit” the person bears)
The “fruit” of Jodiodie’s thoughts toward Gordon manifested into insulting words. Insulting words can only come from insulting-people.

(Gordon’s a thoughtful, “unfettered” guy) thoughts just come out of him”

And then he quotes the bible. Because the bible is, obviously, relevant to the discussion. Isn’t it?

“Jesus speaking in Matthew 7:
Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.”

I’m so confused.

Skipping on a few more comments in which Gordon keeps playing the pity card at Jodiodie for ‘abusing’ him, and he starts in with the politics (after sending me a private message on the forum asking me if I voted Obama or McCain)…

“I hope no one here voted for McCain and Palin; because voting McCain and Palin probably meant that deep down inside there was a sense of conservatism that included a dislike of blacks in the White House. If you voted McCain DO NOT TALK TO ME, thanks.”

Woah, dude. Issues.

And again, because saying it in one comment wasn’t enough, he comments straight after himself with -

“did people vote for John McCain here or something?
there is such a HARD/Finite sense of “either/or” and “what is right and what is wrong.” Like I’m talking to a bunch of Republican-conservative types.”

Then, still harping on about the bible and politics and ‘bad fruit’, he brings in my user avatar, which is the same one I use here;

“Delyth A. has a picture of a hero with a Devil on her back; figures . . . goldless people; not my kind—But again: you sound like Republicans.

Dude, fight The Devil with prayer man; not with some twisted grin of agony if that’s what you’re striving to do.”

Aaaaaaaargh!

Well, he’s still at it!

Here are some choice quotes for your enjoyment…

‘Good Lord Obamanation Kills Fly’

…and the world sigh’s.by now you have all seen is wanton act of violence on national t.v.. after being dive bombed by a fly for a third time the president of peace study’ed his prey for a good minute then in a fit of rage he killed the poor thing.what had the fly done wrong,it was only doing what came natural,it smelled something decaying and came to find out what it was,little did it know that we humans call it the president of the u.s.a. and that most people can’t smell this odor ,but fly’s alway’s know when there is a meal to be had,to bad this one was still alive and willing to kill to defend itself.

‘7 dirty words’

…nope not those 7 i’ve got even dirty’er words,here they are,you might want to get the children out of the room

.liberal,marxist,socialist,left-winger,bourgeois,anarchist,and communist.

Liberal,this word isn’t so scary sounding and really started out as a good word after all it’s short for liberty.and we all want that,but somebody came along and twisted even this word into something scary.now for the most part it means someone who wants you to work very hard for everything you have and then share it with them.meaning the want you to be more liberal so they can be even bigger despots.

Marxist,now most people will agree that this is a scary word,it comes from a group of people who want to support a guy named marx,…

Socialist,another great sounding word on the face of it,we should all be sociable,but once again some evil person turned this word into a pretzel,now it means any one that is willing to give up independant thought,or personnal freedom in exchange for security.

Left-winger,really what this word is all about is  anybody that agrees with most if not all of the rest of the ”isms” out there,i’m not sure if he understands what they all really means but he knows he likes them.

Bourgeois,now i thought this word had gone out of style back in the 40’s but it seems to be making a comeback,i have seen it on the front page or in the ”manifesto” of the more radical pages on the internet for the most part it’s meaning is that anybody that has money doesn’t deserve it, and should give it up to anybody that comes by demanding it.

anarchist,now this word means what it says,you get the idea from the word itself that there is not alot of nice attached to it.

communist,another great sounding word, the party of the common man,but as what was soon found out some were more common then others…

well those are my 7 dirty words i hope i didn’t hurt anybody ,they are pretty ugly,they have hurt billions.but for the most part the power to hurt have been removed from them or at least i liked to hope so.

‘I HATE LIBERAL FASCISTS’

yep, just started a new group,the i hate liberal fascist group ,and the danger they are is enourmous,in defense of the freedoms they say they hold dear they are willing to shut out and even mock any opinion not their own.i have hopes this group will become a sounding board and a warning to the more fascist members of the left-wing.it happened in the old u.s.s.r it’s still going on in cuba and they are now trying to shut down a country in central america for kicking out a liberal fascist.maybe this group can find ways to keep these liberal fascist from getting more of a foothold in this country then their brainless leader ,other wise known as ”the obamanation” has already given them.come one come all,if you truly believe in freedom…..

>.<

Flavia kind of likes the phrase “mute point.”
ExAcademic: No, there isn’t. People being ignorant en masse does not make something right, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Potatobean: Mute point is a mistaken idiom in use as a misheard / misunderstood form of ‘moot point’
GuidoTheWiiFetishist: [link] http:// wordsplosion.com/wp/ wp-content/uploads/ 2008/10/img_6098- 680×452.jpg
Bodhazapha: CNN Fail. love it.
someDUDE8: See
Potatobean: [link] http:// languagerules.wordpr ess.com/2006/09/25/ moot-point-not-mute- point/
Vinnie B: Sort of like a friend of mine who once insisted that he had voted by epoxy.
someDUDE8: Thank you Guido
someDUDE8: Moot point and mute point are completly different -hic-
Vinnie B: Completely different in that a mute point is non-existant.
someDUDE8: No
someDUDE8: completely different in that you’ve never heard of it
Potatobean: People use the phrase ‘mute point’ to have the same meaning as the phrase ”moot point’; they’ve heard ‘moot point’, mistaken it for ‘mudte
Potatobean: mute* and adopted it as such.
Potatobean: Unfortunately the internet is full of idiotic sheep.
NataliaM: i’ve heard of “mute point”. it’s usually spoken by fools.
someDUDE8: Untrue potatoed
someDUDE8: I’ve heard of “moot point”
someDUDE8: Its wrong so I use mute point
Potatobean: somedude, find me a definition of ‘mute point’ and I might believe you.
T_Rexac: I’ve got a taste for ignorance today. Any suggestions?
someDUDE8: Alright
troubleface: stfu about it, somedude
NataliaM: dude8 has “coined the phrase ‘mute point’” on his resume
Bodhazapha: plenty of options, T_Rex.
Journeyman: heey, she wasn’t ingnorant!
someDUDE8: Mute point: a topic no longer for discussion
Potatobean: link please
someDUDE8: That’s a definition of mute point
troubleface: i’m ignorant as helll, journeyman.
someDUDE8: Tch
pshyradactyl: Mute and moot don’t even sound the same.
someDUDE8: I don’t need a link
T_Rexac: I wish you were mute, someDUDE8
Potatobean: They do if you have brain blinkers on.
someDUDE8: Anyways, who here is not from America -hic-
someDUDE8: Or canada for that matter
Potatobean: Me.
someDUDE8: Where are you from? -hic-
troubleface: who cares, somedude.
pshyradactyl: Does being from Pangaea count?
troubleface: other continents can suck it.
Fizzay: !*$# your continent. >:(
pshyradactyl: what do you mean, continents? There is only one.
someDUDE8: I care
someDUDE8: I would like to learn more about his country
ForteSP I’m from anartica I am an eskimo watch me catch a whale
Potatobean: Who’s ‘his’?
ForteSP and a seal
Journeyman watches
NataliaM: he’s trying to see if any other countries use “mute point”
someDUDE8: No
troubleface: fizzay, i’m just jealous of YOUR continent
Potatobean giggles
someDUDE8: I’m trying to learn more about the country Potatoe is from
Potatobean: Still waiting for that link to a definition. Think I’ll be waiting a while.
Potatobean: I’m a ’she’.
Fizzay: England ftw.
Fizzay: (England is a continent, btw.)
someDUDE8: Dude, its all good -hic-
someDUDE8: Wait
someDUDE8: Is Fizzay from England?
troubleface: pls?
Potatobean: and I’m Welsh.
Fizzay: No, I just thought I’d say that, someDUDE8.
Fizzay: Also, you could always just ask me.
someDUDE8: Alright
someDUDE8: Welsh
Valtigashi: Welsh people rock alot of my freinda are welsh
someDUDE8: Isn’t that some sort of jelly?
troubleface roflcopters
Valtigashi: granted i dont no what there saying half the time unless they speak english but its all goood
someDUDE8: your country is named after something you put on toast?
someDUDE8: That sucks dude
Fizzay: Yes, I’m English.
Potatobean: Well, Wales is smaller than a lot of US states, surrounded by water on three sides, and still smart enough to know it’s moot and not mute.
someDUDE8: Anways, tell me about your Welshian culture
NataliaM: dude8 would be a mediocre troll if it weren’t for real…
troubleface: somedude, welsh is a nationality, from the nation of wales.
someDUDE8: Wiat
troubleface shakes her head solemnly.
someDUDE8: A group of whales
someDUDE8: Living on land
Potatobean: I said Welsh, not Welch. I wasn’t born in a pot of jam.
someDUDE8: I’m moving there
Fizzay: No, Wales.
T_Rexac: I think I love this Potatobean person
someDUDE8: Where is Whales?
pshyradactyl: You mean leopluridons, right, Dude8?
whersmacheese: hahahaaaa
Potatobean: You might have been though. Maybe ‘moot’ became ‘mute’, muffled through the glass, y’know?
whersmacheese: yeah
troubleface: yeah, somedude, move there!
NataliaM: i was thinking the same thing, t-rex
T_Rexac: It’s too bad I can’t ever sustain a relationship with someone who comes from a culture that chases wheels of cheese
someDUDE8: Dude
Potatobean: Please move to Wales. I’ll find you a nice sheep and you can shack up together.
someDUDE8: Are you a whale Potatoe?.
Potatobean: Yes. I’m thirty feet long and have fins.
T_Rexac: I have tried, but it always ends in tears and digestion
whersmacheese would totally chase a wheel of cheese
Potatobean: It’s really difficult to type but I think I manage okay.
someDUDE8: That’s so cool
someDUDE8: You gotta teach me
T_Rexac: Maybe she’s a small pleisiosaur with those measurements
Bodhazapha: you are a credit to your species, potatobean.
someDUDE8: I have like so much more respect for you now Potatoe
NataliaM: i’d just wait for the wheel of cheese to stop, then just grab it
Potatobean: Nah. I woulodn’t want to spoil your ignorant bliss by teaching you something.
Potatobean: wouldn’t*. Damn fins.
someDUDE8: Dude -hic-
Fizzay: I lose respect for you every time you put an “e” on the end of Potato.
someDUDE8: Come on
someDUDE8: What?
someDUDE8: That’s how its pronounced?
whersmasaurus: Potato-e?
someDUDE8: po-ta-toe
Bodhazapha: someDUDE = Dan Quayle?
troubleface: yeah. i was just noticing that also, fizz.
NataliaM: it’s pronounced with an “o” on the end.
pshyradactyl: Potato + E for extinct?
troubleface: how you could spell something wrong when it’s spelled correctly right in front of you.
Fizzay: You realised that it’s pronounced the same same way with just the “o” on the end, right?
whersmasaurus: i only like my potatos sprinkled with human flesh- hold the e
pshyradactyl: Extinct potatoes are the best. They nourish dinosaurs historically.
Potatobean: I think, where someDUDE is concerned, spelling is a moot… er, mute… point.
NataliaM: seriously, dude8, post a link to your harry potter fanfic. this is going to be a great read.
whersmacheese: yes, please
NataliaM: haha potato
whersmacheese: I have hours to burn a hole in my brain with your fanfic
someDUDE8: Alright
someDUDE8: Get ready to read the best fanfic ever guys
NataliaM: does it involve harry making out with snape?
Potatobean: This conversation will most certainly be appearing on my blog later today. Free entertainment ftw.
someDUDE8: [link] http:// myimmortalrehost.web s.com/legal.htmone?
someDUDE8: You have a blog potatoe
someDUDE8: What could a whale possible blog about?
whersmacheese: omg it’s got a whole website
Potatobean: It’s just a blog. A blog potatoe would be pretty weird. I’d have to carve the text in really really small.
flaming_fox911 watches the 2 battle in amazement

Here’s an interesting site that clears up some rumours – http://www.badspiderbites.com/camel-spider/

And of course, the comments!

I feel so bad for the men and women fighting for freedom, not only putting up with people shooting at them..but with these spiders too! God bless the troops!

Because six inch spiders are FAR worse than nutters with guns.

i love camel spiders there so awsome i want one so bad

Have a comma while you wait.

i went to egypt and my boy friend got bit by a camel spider when we where on the quod bikes goning thought the desert it was horribull they run so fast ;(

Best spelling of ‘Horrible’ ever. EVER.

I want to buy a broadsword, go out to the desert, and battle camel spiders.

Me too, buddy; me too.

Also, don’t try lighting them on fire to kill them (we found out the extremely hard way) simply because you will have a running fireball on your hands then.

Actually that sounds better than the broadsword idea.

Hello John,

Where were you bitten by the Camel Spider, in the face? Can you take a picture and post it?

Regards,

Jim.

I can feel the compassion.

I think camal spipers are awsome

Wait, what?

If I ever see one of those camel spiders, I will shoot it with my 12 gauge and a couple of buck shot shells, maybe even slugs. I don’t want any of those things anywhere around the US!

Good luck with that.

Could some one send me a camel spider bite?

Umm…

The kids discovered (by accident) if you put one in a jar and shake it vigorously – they EXPLODE!

I thought it was from outer space

You don’t get out much, do you?

yeah cool till it breaks out of the cage and bites your face off

Om nom nom nom…

camel spiders arnt spiders looks like a spider and a scorpion together they are called spogulids.

Spogulids? Like Ligers and Tygons?

andway cnt spell the other spiders name lmao to hard

Yeah no kidding.

It is brown , and a creamy white . It is also a femal and it is
pregnet . it is also so small . Exapt the but .

It has eggs in its butt.

Are there any recipies calling for Camel-Spiders?

Eww?

If I saw one of those guys come flying at me, I’d drown I HATE spiders!

You’d… drown?

… so I reached into the cupboard, pulled out my 4-10 baby shotgun and blew the thing away… It also killed 2 walls, a ceiling and some iron roofing – but that learned it.

Only in America.

Don’t camel spiders only live in Iraq? If they do I feel bad for Barack Obama because he’s going to go to Iraq and I feel so bad for him.

…?

my email also said that they inject novocaine

So THAT’s where Novocaine comes from.

Anyway. Going to get my M16 and go hunting gigantic Novocaine-injecting face-eating spiders now. Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast.

Bush My Hero

yea thats right i said it and im not some conservative hard liner im a realist this guy took it to the terrorist that were taking it to us  nasa was falling apart he put them back on track   he told chavez to go screw himself  he cleaned out all the lowlifes who were taking potshots at the white house when clinton was president well theres one still left but thats allmost done  he bombed the hell out of syria that was just fun to watch  well theres alot of other nests of evil that he cleaned out  now most of the world is pissed off at this country but they dont think the sleeping giant wont see them creeping by now bush woke up and swatted all those flyes i just want to see how much obamanation is going to give away

Obama is gay

it seems like i’m the last one to know this but theres a book coming out about his gay times in the same church that gave birth to rev.hatemonger wright, sex parties inside the church with the choir boys, one of them even died not to long after he said he was going to the cops..now i hear from friends in mass. that this was going on the whole time he was in harvard when i first visited black blogs like iseecolor i heard them talking about oral sex like it was a new fad but i thought they were talking about his wife and that mouth of hers now it sounds like it was THE PRES down on his knees

Wickipedia

what is this wickipedia the home of the socalist manifesto ,,every time i use this site for anything i here more and more about how the puritans that landed on plymouth rock were a bunch of invading thieves the founding fathers were a bunch of amoral bastards and america was made to destroy free choice,their isn’t one post on this site that doesn’t have a marxist,anti-american comment on it..don’t tell me you don’t use it,or don’t care because no one uses it kids are using this site for quick info.i use it for a stepping of place this site is somebody’s brainchild to change history and comman knowledge if a regular point of view is put on it’s changed in a matter of hours,,but the ultra-liberal posts stay forever..who owns wickipedia and whats their endgame

See for yourself…

Comments on a failvid of some militay guys (not)doing jumping jacks.

This one’s a reply to someone saying the guys must be Canadian (I’ve left the username in for obvious reasons…);

cockofdoody4ftw

?????????????????? are u serious! if u r thats retarded. cause we arent fucking up other countries we cant train a good army… we can do fucking jumping jacks a 6 year old could.. if u were joking ha ha real funny specially the stable and full of conflict america

And this is a superb example of irony, from not one, but two users in succession;

WTF? LOL Army for the retards Theirs strong then there retard strong Retard Army… LOL =]

i laughed so loud at that. “Theres strong, then theres retard strong”

They both got it wrong!

Retards. ^.^

fuck you ken walsh obama sucks cock

OMG stfu stupid liberal.
we are not equal
Saying that all races are equal it’s just blasphemy
and insults every race,even yours kid
You said ‘Diversity= unity”
I laugh my ass outwhen i see real life and i tell you that it’s the other way around
racial diversity= more hate crime, racism and MORE social problems
Kid,as long as diff. races will live together there’s always gonna be racism,BECAUSE OF OUR DIFFERENCES!
how tragic is that liberals try to deny our nature, with they’re social experiments

i respect white people who respect other races!!! i have many white friends!!! but white supremacist??? no way?!!!!!!

I’m for white and Asian supremacists but NO BLACK SUPREMACY BLACK PEOPLE ARE UNCIVILISED; btw I’m whit

And my favourite…

I don’t believe him,guys tough I am not strong in politics! I trust in my intuition! The forces of Darkness never ever should’t allow such guy from the ‘Light ‘ (?) get into this chair…. There is the deal hidden behind it! Forsure! Don’t wait for miracles or new Messiah! WE are the Messias and miracles are hidden in our hearts! Just start to understand it and start to change this world! Doesn’t metter how – by Love or by guns! Just start! Well,better should be by love…

There are two things in life that I ABSOLUTELY LOVE!!!!!!!! VOLLEYBALL <33333 AND SAYA<3333333 ““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““ ““““““““““““““““““ ““““““““““““““““““ “` J2GDAZ The Immortal Enigma IS MY AWESOMEST FRIEND THAT I LOVE <333333 SO MUCH!!!! LIKE FO REAL and FELIX~KUN IS MY BESTIE IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD!!!<3333 LOVE UUUU ““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““ ““““““““““““““““““ “““““““““““““““““““““` lets talk!!!!!!!!!! PC4PC?? HMMMMM if im interested? lol )))) but WAIT!!! COME back YOUUUUU NEEDDDD a tictac! NOT ONE NOT TWO…. BUT THE WHOLE SIXXXXXXXX PACK!!! your breath is KICKINNN babeeeeeyyyyy:))))))))

This is the gentleman who wrote the fantastic review that mentioned Star Trek from a previous post.

A few tasty excerpts;

RE:my music. Beat Slaves is the name of my little production company and since I am getting closer to moving out of the music production stage and into the stage aspects of this push

I am moving into phase two which is putting the stage show together for which I will need 3 dancers slave 1,2 and 3 Im looking for christian girls who can dance I dont care about your back round other than it makes a great testimony history ..we all have one..so if you can fly can dance well Im thinking madonna Janet Jackson type moves mixd in with some of my own and of course yours we can put a great show together tight moves go go boxes some cage work and also if anyone is good on a pole i have a song Body Electric which has heavy pole work in its choreography (i believe pole dancing takes talent and is an art form if put in the correct settings I have a friend in circus ole who is a great one) so the biggest thing is you just need to really love the lord with all your heart and want to save the world with a reckless abandon then we will be peas in a pod Im looking to get a tight click and it is a great chance to share your faith with others plus if you sing or flow …cool.

and to give you and example of the stage show for that song the stage will be silloutes on go go boxes shooting thru white sheets impressionist story telling thru pose’s and thought expression example: when in the song the line says “I just coulndt fit underneath the swing set anymore like you” like you will bend over with your hands on your knee’s like you are talking to your baby or a child who is under a swing set.

Yes, well…